1. They sleep when they want.
2. Food is prepared.
3. Baths are a must every day and time is made to moisturize thier itty bitty bodies.
5. No bills.
6. No chores.
7. Forever in play mode.
8. Forever with energy that can go all night.
9. Eat whatever you want without gaining weight.
10. Able to cry and not get weird looks or even look weird crying for no reason.